For lack of a better title, yes, we celebrated Steph's 20th birthday at Holland V's Sushi Tei yesterday and judging from the happy faces you see in these pictures, you know we had funnn. :)
The Silly 2s! 'Nuff said. (photographer did not assist in styling for the above shots taken)
I'm going to miss those shoulders for the next 9 months to come. :(
This is kinda late but yeah! Xizzy Babe's back! Since the 17th! Groupie us even made signs to welcome her at the airport. ;)
She's still her usual bouncy self. I'm glad. :)
(taken off a Physicians' Formula ad which caught my eye):
Where are my lashes?
Oh, there they are.
Hello, my short little friends.
Maybe I'll just get false eyelashes.
Then I can look like a drag queen.
Or maybe a lounge singer.
Vegas, here I come.
Wahahahahaa. This echoes my thoughts exactly!
I'm not sure if it's because we've all grown older or what, but it seems like many of my girlfriends (yes, youuuuu reading this should be included) seem to be pretty obsessed about them.
From the feedback, I've gathered, it seems like fun to have:
1. Larger boobies
AND
2. Cleavage
My primary instinct is to link the 1 and 2 because logically, if you have big boobs, you should have deep cleavage too, unless you are the sort who scrimp on bras and buy those cheap ones which do not provide any form of support whatsoever.
Thesis: I am anti-cleavage, pro-proportion.
There lies the purpose in today's entry.
I found this picture of this skinny bitch wearing a "boob top" on the VS webby and I believe she epitomizes the ideal booby woman which most females dream of being.
I say, please wake up.
Realistically speaking, in order to own cleavage of that kind of depth (average measurement: 7.958 cm long and 3.217 cm deep. Parallex error taken into account), you gotta be at least a D cup. That woman may look photograph well, but if you imagine her picture to be blown up to life-size proportions, her boobies are just gonna jump out at you and scare everyone in sight!
Porn stars and lingerie models work hard to fulfill their duties and that is to flash flash flash. The rest of us, modest beings will not feel comfortable copycat-ing them.
Think about that.
Will you really feel comfortable placing your boobies and cleavage on display?
Seriously, I don't think so. Not in public, at least.
But if you still insist your answer is "yes", then enlighten me on why?! Is the idea of getting leered at very enticing?
And anyway, everyone's frame is different so proportion counts too.
There! Be happy about what you have already! :D