For the record, it's a lot less
sleazy than everyone thinks it is -
not that many girls dressed in
itsy bitsy bikinis running around,
no foam despite it being a beach
party and I didn't see enough
random making out to raise any
eyebrows.
Okay, except this one gayyyyy couple...
What? I'm not being discriminating but the matching blonde hair colour was just a tad tacky for my taste and I was a slightly taken aback by the sight of such a, uhhh, tender side of men.
(so unskinny because I had to crop my fat arm out!)