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the pebbles you've arranged,
in the sand they're strange.
they speak to me like constellations,
as we lie here.

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  • Tuesday, July 04, 2006

    Boobies

    Today, I'm gonna talk about boobies.

    I'm not sure if it's because we've all grown older or what, but it seems like many of my girlfriends (yes, youuuuu reading this should be included) seem to be pretty obsessed about them.

    From the feedback, I've gathered, it seems like fun to have:

    1. Larger boobies

    AND

    2. Cleavage

    My primary instinct is to link the 1 and 2 because logically, if you have big boobs, you should have deep cleavage too, unless you are the sort who scrimp on bras and buy those cheap ones which do not provide any form of support whatsoever.

    Thesis: I am anti-cleavage, pro-proportion.

    There lies the purpose in today's entry.

    I found this picture of this skinny bitch wearing a "boob top" on the VS webby and I believe she epitomizes the ideal booby woman which most females dream of being.

    I say, please wake up.

    Realistically speaking, in order to own cleavage of that kind of depth (average measurement: 7.958 cm long and 3.217 cm deep. Parallex error taken into account), you gotta be at least a D cup. That woman may look photograph well, but if you imagine her picture to be blown up to life-size proportions, her boobies are just gonna jump out at you and scare everyone in sight!

    Porn stars and lingerie models work hard to fulfill their duties and that is to flash flash flash. The rest of us, modest beings will not feel comfortable copycat-ing them.

    Think about that.

    Will you really feel comfortable placing your boobies and cleavage on display?

    Seriously, I don't think so. Not in public, at least.

    But if you still insist your answer is "yes", then enlighten me on why?! Is the idea of getting leered at very enticing?

    And anyway, everyone's frame is different so proportion counts too.

    There! Be happy about what you have already! :D


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