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fodder

the pebbles you've arranged,
in the sand they're strange.
they speak to me like constellations,
as we lie here.

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    • Wednesday, June 14, 2006

    The Right Diagnosis

    Straight off an international brand DIY hair colour pack's instruction leaflet:

    "Successful colouring starts with the right colour choice for you.

    Here's a professional tip for establishing the right balance between your selected colour and your hair: Cover your hair with a white cloth and hold and orange cloth, then a pink cloth close to your cheek:

    If the orange is more flattering, then warm colours suit you best.
    If the pink is more flattering, then cool colours suit you best."

    Hahahahahaha this so cracked me up.

    Exactly HOW a piece of orange/pink cloth is supposed to "flatter" anyone with an equally stupid looking white cloth draped over the head, I don't know.

    Copper red. I'm just waiting for the right time. ;)

    21:00

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